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i don’t even like carrots but i want lewis to love meeee *mascara runs down my face*
I SEE THE DIFFERENCE
GONNA GO FIND ME SOME DIRECTIONATORS I CAN MAKE FUN OF AND THROW SPOONS AT WHILE I GNAW ON 500 CARROTS
tbh i want all the one direction fanbase to be angry feminists. i want all of them to fucking destroy the music snobs who scoff at the idea of one direction being legitimate musicians because “they’re for teenage girls”. i want them to propel one direction to absolutely smash every record set in music ever because teenage girls have the power to do that. i want them to be smart, well-read, and still not be ashamed to scream when a new single comes out. every one direction fan needs to destroy the idea that their fans are just “stupid teenage girls” because teenage girls aren’t two-dimensional. they can be intelligent, fashion-oriented, activists, athletes, obsessed with makeup, musicians, all while being huge one direction fans.
the first one is just a thing that fans started i think? i dunno if anyone specific said it. but the last one was in louis’ original twitter bio!
well fans are awful for coming up with sad things as we know, but loUISSS D:
I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:
Girls reenacting boy selfies
second to last has the face spot-fucking-on
these are the best
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.